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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 02:39:41 -0400

WHy I’m not excited about the lone ranger. Don’t get...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:49:23 -0400

WHy I’m not excited about the lone ranger.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Johnny depp, but he’s being cast as the side kick and if you’ve seen the trailers and the movie poster Johnny is the main focus overshadowing the ever loving shit out of the Lone Ranger for which the movie is made.If you’ve seen the movie poster, you’ll notice that The Lone Ranger and Tanto are standing side by side, but while Tanto, THE SIDE KICK, is given special care to be in full view, The Lone Ranger, THE HERO OF THE WHOLE DAMN MOVIE, is almost half cropped off on one side to make room for, once again, his damn side kick. Imagine a batman movie where robin is taking up most of the poster and robin is the main focus of every trailer. I’ll go ahead and cut off at the pass all of you with a comment like, “maybe a movie like that would be focusing on robin, huh Colton? you ever think of that?”
This movie is THE LONE RANGER not TANTO AND THE OTHER GUY WHOSE SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING.
I get that Johnny needs to be the main billing to rope people in because lets face it, who the hell is Armie Hammer, but LITERALLY moving the main character aside to make room for Tanto, who most people don’t even remember the name of, is too much. I’ll see it because maybe they’ll surprise me, but we all remember Alice in Wonderland and how much Johnny out shined the main, title character so much it wasn’t funny.

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:42:57 -0400

FUCK TEEN TITANS GO

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:39:00 -0400

You fucking heard me. What is this Mickey Mouse Bullshit? “Hey let’s cancel a well made, well thought out t.v. series and try to bring back one of our old shows, but this time lets make the whole show with the same amount of effort we put into our DC Shorts. No one will feel cheated, or ripped off, or anything like that. We’re also totally not slurping on the idiot ball like a hooker in a navy sub.” said apparently Cartoon Network

theuniblog: 20s Inspired Batman Villain Mugshots by Jason...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:07:00 -0400

theuniblog:

20s Inspired Batman Villain Mugshots by Jason Mark

How friggin cool are these digital paintings?

Clara Oswald theory: Bad Wolf/Rose Tyler and Clara are somehow...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:26:15 -0400

Clara Oswald theory: Bad Wolf/Rose Tyler and Clara are somehow related

FACTS:

Bad Wolf was able to see all of time and space and mold it. (ep: Journey’s End)

Constant presence of roses around all three “versions” of Clara.

‘The most important leaf in human history’ was from a Norway Maple. (ep: The Rings of Akhaten). Darlig Ulv Stranden (a.k.a. Bad Wolf Bay) is located in Norway (ep: Doomsday / Journey’s End)

On 5 March 2005, Rose Tyler first met the Doctor. (ep: Rose) 5 March 2005 is also the date when Clara’s mother died. (ep: The Rings of Akhaten).

Clara is always wearing red clothes (or something red, like her bag in The Rings of Akhaten). Red is the color of most common roses.

The TARDIS doesn’t seem to like Clara (ep: The Rings of Akhaten). This may be due to the fact that she is an anomaly of the Universe. The same thing happened with Jack Harkness, since Bad Wolf gave him immortality. The TARDIS tried to shake Jack off (ep: Utopia).

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CREATE A UNIVERSE WITH ME

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 16:45:36 -0400

1. THE UNIVERSE IS A BLANK SLATE AND YOU ARE THE ONLY BEING THERE.

2. YOU HAVE 10 DAYS TO SET UP THE UNIVERSE UNTIL IT IS SET INTO MOTION AND ENTROPY BEGINS TO TAKE AFFECT.

3. EVERYDAY YOU MAY CREATE ONE THING (ITEM, CONCEPT, BEINGS AND/OR RACES, ETC.)

4. CREATING BEINGS EQUAL TO YOURSELF IN POWER TAKES 2 DAYS, BUT THEY CAN ALSO CREATE ONE THING A DAY.

5. GO

As a Christian, I believe love is good. As a Straight man, gays getting married doesn’t...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 14:26:02 -0400

As a Christian, I believe love is good. As a Straight man, gays getting married doesn’t keep me from getting married. As an American, there is a separation of church and state and all people have the right to pursue their happiness.

~KnoxProphet

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 14:07:20 -0400

“But if we are to be told by a foreign power… what we shall do, we have independence yet...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:32:52 -0400

“But if we are to be told by a foreign power… what we shall do, we have independence yet to seek…”
George Washington, May 8, 1796

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Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:58:19 -0400

In Gotham City’s war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Crimes Unit. These are their stories.

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Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:01:30 -0500

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philnoto: Jedi Master Luke Skywalker

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:08:58 -0500

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Jedi Master Luke Skywalker

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all-about-villains: Fifty Baddies by Robert M. Ball, discovered...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 00:28:17 -0500

all-about-villains:

Fifty Baddies by Robert M. Ball, discovered through The Art of Animation

via: selectedillustrations